During that 2 years, your credit score will become ruined. Your wife will have to "put money on your books" meaning pay exorbitant fees to send you money, so that you can buy snacks. She may even have to pay exorbitant fees just to send you emails.
And she'll have to find a way to pay for that on her single minimum wage salary.
Or... plead guilty to something you didn't do, and go home today.
Real people make this choice every day.
An early favorite shot, when there was some fortuitously timed snow. (I'd be cursing it a month later, but that's another story) They'd largely stayed inside for a couple days, understandably unimpressed with the turn of the weather, but soon were back to normal. =:)
Here's one of my absolute favorite shots, "Momentary", where one had been sailing over the other, before being kicked out of the way mid-air, leaving them with a perfectly hapless expression.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/porsupah/9495186995/
Now available to buy!