I have to say, my heart rate went up when I had an email from the Police Chief saying 'Call Me'. She just wanted information and to help with two mostly unrelated things I'm working on. That's sorta awesome.
Do impending TV interviews cause breakouts? Asking for a friend.
There was a young man
From Toulouse who got lim'ricks
And haiku confused
TFW a police officer emails you about explosive dogs, and it's not a problem.
Companies enforcing a dress code should reimburse the expenses made by workers in order to conform to said dress code.
Nothing makes a girl feel young like an ad for Botox. Thanks Instagram! Good morning Mastodonia!
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I guess I know what I'm doing today: