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I have to say, my heart rate went up when I had an email from the Police Chief saying 'Call Me'. She just wanted information and to help with two mostly unrelated things I'm working on. That's sorta awesome.

Do impending TV interviews cause breakouts? Asking for a friend.

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There was a young man
From Toulouse who got lim'ricks
And haiku confused

all kinds of bullshit Show more

TFW a police officer emails you about explosive dogs, and it's not a problem.

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kapok, food mention Show more

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Companies enforcing a dress code should reimburse the expenses made by workers in order to conform to said dress code.

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Today is the first day of Ramadan.

Ramadan Mubarak to all of our Muslim friends here on the fediverse and around the world. I hope this month is filled with peace, family, friends and hope.

Nothing makes a girl feel young like an ad for Botox. Thanks Instagram! Good morning Mastodonia!

kapok, holy shit Show more

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Friends, as we head into #Ramadan, please take special care to CW your posts about #food. Your observant Muslim community-mates will be fasting between sunrise and sunset, and using a CW will make life a little easier for them.

Tired: tired
Wired: tired
Inspired: exhausted