Nothing suspicious in this here tech.
(By Alex Varanese)
@porsupah This is amazing
@vy There are a couple other purely artistic slides too - I'll add those on the morrow. So well done. ^_^
@porsupah Yep. Definitely not time travelers. Sure what they're offering *seems* decades ahead of the competition but that's just the great sales pitch. I definitely wasn't bribed with company stock to parrot their official line on this nor am I a fellow time traveler. After all time travel doesn't exist. Haha. I'm not even sure why I even brought it up.
@porsupah I especially appreciate "Like a party in your pocket, but not in a weird way."
@porsupah everyone knows time travel is impossible and there are no ufos in area 51. this is just good ol' ingenuity and careful engineering
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