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How I use content warnings 

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New year, new #introduction 

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Are you interested in a federated alternative to Goodreads that doesn't use Amazon?

because I'm making a federated alternative to Goodreads that doesn't use Amazon

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Have you ever sent a fax?

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y'all're gonna be stunned when I finally post a pic of me in a dress

All I want are pink argyle knee socks that fit my giant feet and toned calves and I have the feeling I'll be opening a sock store by the end of the week.

The toot has been deleted but to the person who introduced me to the Compose key…¡THANK YOU!

They did NOT hold back at today's LHR session. Ow ow ow.

So to sum up the last two days, my kid:

- Kept accidentally calling me "Mommy" all morning Saturday
- When we were playing "truck family" he told me "ok the Daddy is now a Mommy. There's two Mommies."
- Had me draw a sailboat and birds. Declared two of the birds had my name and his mom's name. "Sometimes {mommy's name} dresses up as a Daddy. And {daddy's name} dresses up as a Mommy"

So tonight I told him that sometimes I DO dress up as a Mommy and it didn't faze him.

Where did all this come from? My partner swears she hasn't talked to him about me. Have they been talking about something like this at school?

"My online friends and I are sharing cat pictures today."

"My online friends are discussing if your flannel shirt and pride earrings means we're lesbians now."

"Well, that's what I was going for."


My partner is wearing flannel and pride earrings today and I'm pretty sure that means I'm in a lesbian relationship now.

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The seventh annual international Gender Census 2020 is now open until 12th March!

It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.



I wish I took pictures.

We had store bought chocolate cake for dessert but making a design with Hershey's syrup on the plate before putting each slice down made it look way classier.

Would y'all be interested in more cooking related content from me? It's one of my creative outlets after staring at a computer screen all day.

Tonight's dinner was couscous with julienned yellow pepper and onions, plus chunks of mango for sweetness.

Yesterday I made chana masala with jasmine rice and naan.

Is there a voice training app that covers how to yell at your kid to clean up his toys in a female voice? Asking for a very frustrated parent right now. Ok it's me.

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I walked by a mirror in guy mode yesterday and randomly thought to myself "I'm pretty passable for an FTM" and I've been cracking up to myself ever since.

Rough night. Very sick. I think the sour cream in my burrito got to me before the pill for my lactose intolerance (wait did I even take one?). I could literally feel my guts swelling up.

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