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introduction 

My name is Philomena Danielle <last name redacted? (damn it Lane)>, also known as Mena. I'm a very gay girl somewhere in my twenties. I'd outright say 20 if I didn't acknowledge some of the passage of the time while I was dormant, but it feels significant.

I am (somewhat unfortunately) a member of a plural system run by Thembo (Lane) and Bimbo (Adelia) they like to call The Alanae. I don't much care for that name or the one it's based on, but I've been overruled. Fronting is a relatively rare thing for me up until, like, yesterday, because the dummy twins didn't want me to. Something something "you remind us too much of all of P's worst traits."

Most of the time I creep in on Bimbo and try to improve her life because her aversion to doing any kind of self care or sticking up for herself is so fucking infuriating. I guess you could call me-- *puts on sunglasses* --an influencer. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!

I'm a bit of a prankstress, though I've been told not to do that because people don't like it. I'm also ruthlessly sarcastic, but again, I've been told that is frowned upon here. I'll try to behave, but I refuse to make promises 😈

Honestly I just want you to shower me with attention and affection. I adore it. I crave it.

Here's your irregular reminder that I'm posting from this account now.

woulda done it sooner but if you follow dummy number one i'm sure you know why that didn't happen

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i have officially moved to the dummy twins' instance

selfie, eye contact 

Local enby takes selfie 🌻

I'll take on just about anything from anyone, but not cishet men outside of bathrooms.

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if it were over his shoulder I might have a different read on the situation

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Nope definitely not dealing with a man standing outside the women's bathroom holding his wife's purse in his hands nope nope I'll wait to use the bathroom thanks

great I have their crappy music stuck in my head

Okay The Paper Chase is pretty damned good too.

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All my posts are defaulting to private.

Thanks I hate it.

Oh, am I the poet?

Is that where that skill went?

Well fuck me.

Can confirm: Nine Inch Nails is still my favorite band

introduction 

My name is Philomena Danielle <last name redacted? (damn it Lane)>, also known as Mena. I'm a very gay girl somewhere in my twenties. I'd outright say 20 if I didn't acknowledge some of the passage of the time while I was dormant, but it feels significant.

I am (somewhat unfortunately) a member of a plural system run by Thembo (Lane) and Bimbo (Adelia) they like to call The Alanae. I don't much care for that name or the one it's based on, but I've been overruled. Fronting is a relatively rare thing for me up until, like, yesterday, because the dummy twins didn't want me to. Something something "you remind us too much of all of P's worst traits."

Most of the time I creep in on Bimbo and try to improve her life because her aversion to doing any kind of self care or sticking up for herself is so fucking infuriating. I guess you could call me-- *puts on sunglasses* --an influencer. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!

I'm a bit of a prankstress, though I've been told not to do that because people don't like it. I'm also ruthlessly sarcastic, but again, I've been told that is frowned upon here. I'll try to behave, but I refuse to make promises 😈

Honestly I just want you to shower me with attention and affection. I adore it. I crave it.

subtoot likely insulting the intelligence of my headmates 

Thembo (Lane) has informed me there are certain people I am not allowed to mess with because of their friendship with Bimbo (Adelia). This is no fun.

Hi I have my own account now!

Guess it's just Mena

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