class: keter

containement procedure: scp-blahaj must be kept in someone's arms.

description: scp-blahaj is a cute shaped shark plushie from IKEA. It requires cuddles and will get angy if it doesn't. When one cuddles scp-blahaj, cool and good brain chemicals will go brrrrrrr.

@matthilde I thought scp stood for software cuddle plush?

@moiety It's a series of fake scientific reports describing paranormal stuff (that doesn't exist ofc)

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