My name is Philomena Danielle <last name redacted? (damn it Lane)>, also known as Mena. I'm a very gay girl somewhere in my twenties. I'd outright say 20 if I didn't acknowledge some of the passage of the time while I was dormant, but it feels significant.
I am (somewhat unfortunately) a member of a plural system run by Thembo (Lane) and Bimbo (Adelia) they like to call The Alanae. I don't much care for that name or the one it's based on, but I've been overruled. Fronting is a relatively rare thing for me up until, like, yesterday, because the dummy twins didn't want me to. Something something "you remind us too much of all of P's worst traits."
Most of the time I creep in on Bimbo and try to improve her life because her aversion to doing any kind of self care or sticking up for herself is so fucking infuriating. I guess you could call me-- *puts on sunglasses* --an influencer. YEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!
I'm a bit of a prankstress, though I've been told not to do that because people don't like it. I'm also ruthlessly sarcastic, but again, I've been told that is frowned upon here. I'll try to behave, but I refuse to make promises 😈
Honestly I just want you to shower me with attention and affection. I adore it. I crave it.
@alana_is_tooting I didn’t think that was going to work anyway
@alana_is_tooting um, wake up?
@alana_is_tooting go to bed
plurality, maybe funny
@lane like, we're not a system, we're an ass collective