Caribou Meringue Pie @josh_clone@lgbt.io

By age 3500 you should have become a galactic tyrant and a terrifying human/sandworm hybrid.

Wrigley’s Cinematic Universe

She’s slipping away and I can’t help in the slightest except to stand there on the shore and keep my eyes on her as long as possible

Is there a good gender-neutral substitute for girl/boyfriend? I mean, besides “partner”, which many people find too formal

Lots of (appropriate!) sympathy for people enduring the slow, steady loss of a loved one to cancer, but enduring the slow, steady loss of someone to Depression or other mental illness is often Not To Be Discussed Or Acknowledged

Exes get hexes

April 13th: The day I won Pokémon Go

Blender has the kind of UI that someone who had only ever used vim would create

Science FACT:
All dimetrodons we’re named “Percy”

What idiot called it “gender” and not *40 hours of looping eye rolling*

In my head, I just composed a toot with a list of dumb things that Actual Garbage People do that immediately disqualify them in an interview, but then realized that would mostly make it easier for mildly motivated Garbage People to evade detection and so decided to leave it mysterious for now.

Maybe the real extistential threats were the friends we made along the way.

So I recognize that Mastodon skews *hard* to Linux folx, so this won’t really have the same effect as other forums I might reference it in, but as someone who lived through a chunk of this era and as an ex-employee, I’m not sad to see things go this way: https://stratechery.com/2018/the-end-of-windows/

IE is the the most terrible browser except Edge is somehow even worse

If I may borrow from DeRay Mckesson, I love my queerness, and yours.

I hope today is a Very Queer a Thursday for everybody

SCIENCE FACT: Absolutely nothing happened Sector 83 by 9 by 12 today

Friendly reminder that Neoliberal has a specific meaning, which is not about the political spectrum and is definitely not “people on the left with whom I disagree”