Jocelyn, Who Dares to Dream @jocelynk@lgbt.io

Compatriots! Join me as we defend Norrath from the evils of the world!

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I felt pretty today.

Well, I'm not sure how many impure thoughts he had, but I absolutely crushed him at Magic and won the Rocko trophy.

Am I going to get all dolled up to see my friend today?

Yes.

Is it all just a ploy to lower his guard while we play Magic?

Yes.

Do I want him to think impure thoughts about me?

Definitely.

I'm drinking gin and waging war on the entire world. That's right, I'm playing Crusader Kings II.

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Okay, but like, I'm loving my boobs lately.

I did it.

Whelp, I made a pauper elves deck. I'm hoping to swiftly crush friends and enemies alike with the most common of cards.

I'm tempted to download snapchat just for the anime filter, which is exactly what they would like me to do...

I wore my wife's bra around all day thinking it was one that had been donated to me by a friend.

I gave a lady a lift to the grocery store today simply because she gendered me correctly from across a parking lot.

I made my therapist laugh a lot today, so I totally won therapy.

Seeing your friends succeed is such an amazing thing.

Kinda want to get a boob job just so that clothes will fit better on me.

I have a four day weekend coming up, so this week feels particularly long.

I'm... folding laundry?

Have I been replaced with a doppelganger?

My friends are better than your friends and that's just a fact.