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"Am I Actually Bisexual Or Do I Just Project Onto Other Women?": Episode 277

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Reasons I can never be a mermaid:
• Not real
• Fish smell
• I can't swim

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Computer: “To continue press any key.”

Me: *presses ctrl*

Computer: “Not that one.”

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mastodon: are you SURE you want to block everything from this domain, we recommend you j--

me: BLOCK EM ALL 1989 WORLD IS A FUCK 10,000,000,000 HIDDEN INSTANCES

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me, from my single user instance: anyway everyone, i am so very sad to say that today, after thinking long and hard about it, i have decided to defederate from linuxnazis.com, as i simply feel i cannot trust their admin. their choice of operating system is disgusting, and i am sickened by it.

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Indirect mild dysphoria mention Show more

Indirect mild dysphoria mention Show more

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The irony of this was not lost on me and I basically hate myself now

I really need to remember that you can have toots be unlisted so I stop clogging up the local timeline

"Please try again"

FUCK YOU GOOGLE I KNOW WHAT A BUS LOOKS LIKE

And fuck off am I turning my ad blocker or anything else off
That's just a whole other brand of shite

I hate technology

The worst ones are the ones where you've got a set of disconnected images and you have to identify the squares containing a particular object

And then new ones fade in

But the animation takes a good 10 seconds for literally no fucking reason and the system will piss on you if you dare to want to not wait for it

I'm not even kidding or exaggerating here

I have just had to go through 11 CORRECTLY ENTERED checks IN A ROW before this one particular site would even let me log in

Before I realised I used the wrong email address and it forced me to do 5 more on the next attempt

Okay so I've spent most of my day moving all my stuff over to my new email address and I have to say

IF I SEE ONE MORE CAPTCHA I WILL PERSONALLY HAVE ANYBODY WHO HAS EVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT WORKING FOR GOOGLE KILLED

Voice dysphoria, idk some violent bodily imagery I guess Show more

In related news I just realised my GP appointment is on April 1st

1) Ask for referral
2) Wait for response
3) If I don't like the response scream "APRIL FOOLS" before proceeding to cartwheel out the office and doing a backflip away from the reception desk

Indirect dysphoria mention, semi-shitpost semi-serious (~) Show more

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all these "better than sex" cheesecake recipes im finding make me wonder if all those pinterest mom's needs are being met

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"But Hannah, how are you so popular with the children when you insist you have no personality?"

It's easy. Just be a clumsy piece of shit. Just naturally poke yourself in the eye or fall over it walk into shit. Exaggerate your reaction. Kids are little sadists your pain is hilarious

"Dydphoria"

I can't believe it took me so long to catch that sidbdkfbfk

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