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I guess people are actually following me now for some reason? So I'll say now that I don't fucking know what to cw for for the most part, I'll try for common things but if there's anything specific you'd like me to CW, if you let me know I will ABSOLUTELY tag it for you

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For the foreseeable future, note that every time I mention a "peanut," I AM in fact referring to the Kuiper belt object Asteroid 486958 (2014 MU69) nicknamed "Ultima Thule" pending further observation

Guess I'm moving now, catch me at @it_wasnt_arson to continue this journey of eternal despair

hey everyone. I'm moving to see you there! :3

I am... so confused by this instance's lack of a blocklist tbh, like the only way I can tell if an instance is media blocked is by comparing toot count to the number / rate of visible toots on random accounts in fedi and it's exhausting

the clone army breeders are the first alien design in the prequels i've actually these lanky bois



I feel so accomplished for getting 2 instances banned within like 2 weeks of joining

hot take 

*installs wine 10 times in 5 different ways*

reaching dangerous sweat levels

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school spirit levels are currently at 00% but fluctuating wildly

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flavor levels are currently severe

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chicken levels are currently at 57% but fluctuating wildly

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we're seeing thirst levels at about 57%

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we're seeing fish levels at about 36%

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you're reading that right - trash levels are at 100%

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