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I guess people are actually following me now for some reason? So I'll say now that I don't fucking know what to cw for for the most part, I'll try for common things but if there's anything specific you'd like me to CW, if you let me know I will ABSOLUTELY tag it for you

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For the foreseeable future, note that every time I mention a "peanut," I AM in fact referring to the Kuiper belt object Asteroid 486958 (2014 MU69) nicknamed "Ultima Thule" pending further observation

Guess I'm moving now, catch me at @it_wasnt_arson to continue this journey of eternal despair

hey everyone. I'm moving to @crepuscularCanid@queer.party see you there! :3

I am... so confused by this instance's lack of a blocklist tbh, like the only way I can tell if an instance is media blocked is by comparing toot count to the number / rate of visible toots on random accounts in fedi and it's exhausting

the clone army breeders are the first alien design in the prequels i've actually liked...love these lanky bois

nsfw 

nsfw 

I feel so accomplished for getting 2 instances banned within like 2 weeks of joining

hot take 

*installs wine 10 times in 5 different ways*

reaching dangerous sweat levels

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school spirit levels are currently at 00% but fluctuating wildly

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flavor levels are currently severe

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chicken levels are currently at 57% but fluctuating wildly

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we're seeing thirst levels at about 57%

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we're seeing fish levels at about 36%

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you're reading that right - trash levels are at 100%

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