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Two dozen of us push empty shopping carts with no pattern around a dimly lit, empty parking lot. Every 11 seconds, one of us says "night crew", firmly, but not shouting, with no callback from any other member. A car enters, we stop but only look straight ahead, each facing neither the car or each other, and hum atonally until the car leaves.

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It's not even June yet and I'm sick of rainbow flavored Facebook & Insta ads

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do you save memes on your phone/computer while you browse? (boosts welcome)

what do you call that feeling when every shower during quarantine feels like the first shower after a long ass festival bc you barely have enough energy to do it once a week

peak technology is me lying in bed next to my friend and we both share memes via instagram directs bc we're too lazy to move

new she-ra season!!!!

i'll se u guys in a few i got #@*$ to do

i CAN NOT believe that lady GAGA put out a SINGLE in F E B R U R A R Y and i'm only finding out about it NOW

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why can't people just constantly be rewarding me with attention in my Mastodon notifications even when I'm not 'posting' 'anything'

weird dream shit 

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today i realized that i really dream of concerts a lot and i don't know what to make of that.. like 90% of the dreams i remember (i.e. the ones i wrote down) have a concert setting

covid-19 adjacent, mh- 

slay the spire 

shouldn't the batteries in all the birds be changed by now? this whole quarantine situation is becoming slightly suspicious

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deluding myself into believing people have sex with me because of my piercing wit, and not because of my beautiful visage and stunning physique

Wondering Which Emoji To Add To A Good Night Text For An Inordinate Amount Of Time: A 21st Century Contemporary Novel

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