this is an unsubtle horntpost 

Monsters, Machine Gods, Aliens, anything really: Hey we're here to conquer your world and subjugate humanity

Me: idk I like having some autonomy

Monsters, Machine Gods, Aliens, anything really: we're gonna do it in a horny way tho

Me: I for one welcome our new overlords

this is an unsubtle horntpost 

@fluxom_alt alienfuckers like you will be humanity's saviours; when the aliens want to genocide us they'll look at all their grey-skinned comrades' wimpy little pinkskin offspring and feel bad ending the human race.

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@fluxom_alt alternatively everyone but the monsterfuckers get genocided

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