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Monsters, Machine Gods, Aliens, anything really: Hey we're here to conquer your world and subjugate humanity
Me: idk I like having some autonomy
Monsters, Machine Gods, Aliens, anything really: we're gonna do it in a horny way tho
Me: I for one welcome our new overlords
@fluxom_alt alienfuckers like you will be humanity's saviours; when the aliens want to genocide us they'll look at all their grey-skinned comrades' wimpy little pinkskin offspring and feel bad ending the human race.
@fluxom_alt alternatively everyone but the monsterfuckers get genocided
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