A mention appeared and disappeared that seemed to call me a flag shagger!
I would like to state for the record that the only flag I've ever been intimate with was the Progress Pride flag and that it ended several months before I met my spouse, to whom I have been unflag(shag)gingly faithful for these past several years.
@noelle As the adult male relation of a flag, I feel like the rules for flag shagging should be set by the flag themselves (provided they are above the ago of majority).
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