Drill Sergeant [shouting]: Private, can you boogie?
Soldier: Sir, yes sir! I can boogie, sir!
Drill Sergeant [even louder shouting]: How long can you boogie, soldier?
Soldier: Sir! All night long! Sir!
Drill Sergeant [ Shouting at maximum volume, directly in the soldier's face]: Under hostile conditions?
Soldier: Sir, yes sir!
Drill Sergeant: [Doesn't Move]
Soldier: [Trembling, barely in a whisper]: If they play a certain song.
Drill Sergeant [Turning away from the soldier, shouting at the entire batallion] And you think that's good enough?
Soldier [Trying to hold in tears]: Yes sir. I can boogie. Boogie Woogie. All night long.
@celesteh This needs to be a flash performance in some busy London spot. ^_^
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