Lewd but true

There are app-contolled erectile implants. The have batteries and motors and thus a shorter life than ones with tibt hand pumps, but obviously not everyone can manage a tiny pump.

You just have to manage your sex life via a proprietary app.

I'm sure security is great and nobody's penis is mining bitcoin and nobody is collecting or monetising data.

Lewd but true 

@celesteh @cadadr so ”is it hot here?” may just be an honest question when your penis is glowing red mining those coins

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