💙Charles ☭ H❤ @celesteh@lgbt.io

Git catch 22 - the command you use when two different problems make any other git solution otherwise impossible (eg. Your repo is too big for https, but you don't have write access and can't use SSH)

Conservative Britishness has no chill. There is zero stiff upper lip detected.

Stages of trans masc transition

* Egg
* Awkward puberty
* Weird facial hair
* Retirement
* Old age
* Gets scheduled for surgery

I should call a repair person who will come to my home to fix it and who will be wearing alarmingly tight trousers.

This joke isn't working.

Finn Dom top - as seen in Tom of Finland vol 2

Would this be funnier if I changed the animated colours every time I posted it?

TNG had skants, now it's time for [animated]

Jorts for men

Fuck all y'all, I'm done. I'm evolving into a crab. 🦀

Jesus, he's going to starve to death.

My mum never would have put up with this.

Hopefully he will also be foregoing horse paste and whatever else is trending on elderly twitter.

My dad, who is actually too old to be boomer, intends to consume nothing but kombucha for 39 days. Because it frees up the body's resources to not have to digest food.

It frees up my laptop's resources to not have to cope with incoming electricity.

It naturally cleans my automobile if it doesn't have to worry about being filled up with petrol.

Sex Rifles

This is transmasc erasure
(Leak you r data to: https://transvalues.github.io/index.html )

This is a longshot, but anybody here involved in student politics at #Northeastern University or a recent alum?