@jackofallEves voyager 2 had problems earlier this month. 26 hour turns with minimal buffer.

with the 20 minute delay imposed by the speed of light on the mars rover's communication it wouldnt be unreasonable to describe it's actions as "turned based"

Idea of the day: sisters of mercy parody using the drum machine beat with random lines

gender - 

Like family feud getting a half episode of lols from guys borrowing their female partner's stuff.

It is really depressing how much "marital mirth", humor about how men and women just can't grok each other, is the go-to comedy for tv. And how much I manage to avoid it when I'm at home.

In roughly 40 weeks there will be a microgeneration of babies born to parents who conceived them after coming home from seeing the new "Sonic the Hedgehog" movie.

They'll be known as Sonic Boomers.

#shamelesslystolenjoke

Not enough people recognize that Valentine is also the patron saint of beekeepers, so this February 14th why not send your loved ones a BOX OF BEES

Family Dinner with the Echani Handmaidens - cbrachyrhynchos - Star Wars Legends: Knights of the Old Republic (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
archiveofourown.org/works/2270

Sometimes I do fanfic

Here are some candy hearts written by the neural net GPT-2. It's one of the most powerful text-generating neural nets out there, but I don't think it really knows what is expected of a candy heart.
aiweirdness.com/post/190825122

🎉 7,000 🎉

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

RT @gendercensus@twitter.com

The seventh annual international Gender Census 2020 is now open until 12th March!

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/gendercensus/statu

Florida man builds house 60 feet away from the designated lot, on a city park. "Oops, it was a surveying error."


THE BLACK DOG

legends of spectral black dogs have localized variants all over the British isles.

Typically they are an enormous shaggy black dog with glowing red eyes.
They are an ill omen, often appearing before people right before a death or tragedy.
However some localized legends have them playing a benevolent role of 'the church grim' guarding churchyards.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_do

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