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Oh god my decisions... are up to me????? who put me in charge??

breakup whining 

Welp, i’m gonna go beg for my relationship back tonight, wish me luck! I’m open to advice

@porsupah lol, trueeeee, all we need now is a graphic designer 😂

My most popular post rn is me keysmashing about a stuffed animal and I just think this really speaks to the demographics of mastodon lmao

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If you insist on playing the stock market I would suggest you invest heavily in better life choices.

@Thuslyandfurthermore I am LOSING IT at “passive form of yeet” 😂😂😂

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bot idea: a bot that posts random stock updates that also periodically makes posts that just say things like "invest in beans" or "orange isn't looking too good right now"

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Please help me survive, I beg of you now more than ever: 

If you can, please donate something to help.

It'd be very much welcome and appreciated.

:ko_fi: ko-fi.com/eloisa

:paypal: paypal.me/eloisa85

Every cent helps, truly.

And so do boosts of this thread. Thank you in any case! :blobcatheart:

Hope you're all well and safe,

with love,
Eloísa V.

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breakup whining 

UPDATE: i just got broken up with so i bought the floofy dragon and ended up paying for expedited shipping bc i’m a sad sack of poo lol

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@porsupah ah that’s so cool! Im gonna order a Baofeng too just because they’re soo cheap. I heard they were monsters to handle, lol. That last sentence is complete gibberish to me tho, i need to look up all those words hahah. I appreciate you interacting with a lot of my posts btw, ur super nice and cool!

Looking to follow some peoples- interact with this post post and i’ll follow :) I’m an unlicensed newbie btw

@tansyfeuilles that’s a really good idea!!! this server will have a lot of new discord users so a simple experience would be rlly helpful. Ty!

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if you think about it, the concept of Indulgences basically is 'pope onlyfans'

I was just made an Admin for my local discord server- i’m so excitedddd!! Y’all have any cool tricks for that I may not know?

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You: 🍆
The lover she tells you not to worry about: Egyptian Hierogliph D053

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Autostraddle's updated their mammoth - and genuinely insightful - list of "200 Best Lesbian, Queer & Bisexual Movies Of All Time", and for excellent reasons:

"Every year new films are made and old films are rediscovered and every year we’ll be updating this list with the goal of making it less white, less cis, less US/Eurocentric, and, most of all, higher quality."

autostraddle.com/100-best-lesb

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