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I loathe - LOATHE - white dudes who worship coffee and make it in to something angry. You know, that bro who drinks shit like "Death Wish Coffee" and posts "Don't talk to me before I've had my 50th cup or I'll stab you" memes to his Facebook. Fuck you.

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Im not an expert so please take this with a grain of salt but every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss i swear i can fly. Can’t you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last. Need you by my side.. cause every time we touch i ge

Heyyy everybody, I’m drawing stuff, anyone have any requests?
Literally anything ((except nsfw)) I’m so bored 😬😬😬

Me @ myself for making extra homemade buttercream frosting:

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the brynifesto 

Day 2 of class. I haven’t been in school in a few years, I forgot how self conscious I am around other humans. Damn, my mental health was doing pretty good too...

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Photography, LGBT History 

alcohol mention 

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I saw a couple lil boys hangin out on the sidewalk, scraped knees and all. I was thinking about how I feel nostalgic for the "bygone days" where children and people of larger sizes were allowed to take up public space. It's not just the general growth in fear in "stranger danger" but also the entire concept of "loitering" that's made the streets and open feilds of the city unwelcome to urchins and assorted fae.
Maybe we'll be able to heal some of that loss in the new world.

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Hey, I'm opening space spell commissions ✨
Boosts would be awesome 💙

- A6 original watercolor, any colors/design
- 45€, worldwide shipping included
- upfront payment with paypal

#MastoArt #commissions #CommissionMe #CommissionsOpen

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What looked like an overgrown tree branch turned out to be a fruiting #grapevine totally doing its thing in the neighborhood and now I'm debating going back for some fruit...

My 13 y.o. Self wrote this lovely piece of irony:
“...And I’ve never ‘passionately’ kissed a guy, or a girl, for that matter.
I’m not Bi.
Or homo, just to clear that up.
Sounds like something a baby gay would say... 👀

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bullying??? I guess?? 

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Daily reminder to kiss girls, it's great, it's healthy, it's gay

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Hey there! I’m Dirk and new to this instance. I noticed some other people are doing posts so I’ll do the same!

I’m bisexual and cisgender (he/him). I spent the last four years teaching radio and television classes at the small rural high school I attended when I was a kid. I resigned at the end of the school year and now I’m getting ready to go back to school to study graphic design.

I co-host a podcast called “OMG So Random Hehe!” and I love designing posters for concerts and other events in my spare time. I’m excited to be here and to get to know all of you! :heart_sparkles_bisexual:

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This is the Post Hog. 🐷

Boost to ward feral hogs away from your backyard, fav to see a hog on your timeline.

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people think being Cool means never completely fucking bumbling a social interaction

being Cool is when you realize you completely fucking bumbled a social interaction, and do a big shrug

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my absolute Favorite work moment was when i tried to argue with a coworker i didn't know super well about the nature of adhesives and he looked at me with just the most amount of frustration and upset possible and said "I Have A Degree In Bonding!!" and i just fucking lost it

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