Behold, this infomercial from 1959 for the ultimate lesbian bed.
Do they... Ya'know... *cup and saucer gesture* drink tea in bed together?
@bootblackCub Tea /and/ a vibrator? Luxury.
@bootblackCub a vibro massager that knows a wrinkle or two, so to speak
@bootblackCub According to the Bank of England, £2,500 in 1959 is about £59,000 now, or about $72,000. ^_^;
@porsupah wow. but can you really put a price on tea in bed?
@bootblackCub this is literally heaven
@bootblackCub Thinking about how 50 years later that sort of set-up still isn't affordable for the average american.
@bootblackCub 2020 and we still don't have a gadget for putting the cat out and taking the milk in.
@bootblackCub I want
@bootblackCub I'm not sure about how she's using this "vibromassage machine" 🤔
@bootblackCub OMG! 😂❤️
How does it keep getting better.
@bootblackCub not pictured: the box of makeup remover wipes on the nightstand
We can't put images of and man and a woman in bed together
Fuck it, we'll make it gay!
@bootblackCub tea with milk?!
HOW DARE YOU!
@bootblackCub me experiencing "supine bliss" with my secret lesbian wife in 1959
raise the foot of the bed, put on the soothing music and get out the vibro-massage.
@bootblackCub "just the thing after a hard day slaving over a hot, and fully automatic oven"
so... do the automatons actually do anything?
Either way, I kinda want this lesbian-Thunderbirds bed.
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