*wipes a tear from eye*
their first industry kill.
they grow up so fast.
@bootblackCub every parents dream is that their children will l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ kill more industries than they did
@bootblackCub i just wish all these murders were more _effective_. facebook won't even stay dead for five minutes these days.
@bootblackCub I didn't realize until now, but if you go with the English English pronunciation, "Generation Z" sounds pretty badass.
@bootblackCub Gen Z you’re doing amazing sweetie📸!
@bootblackCub just in time, we've run out of alphabet
@bootblackCub right, they killed it by feeding their images to instagram instead of facebook? Tell the Z generation that in the good old days we knew the Mozambique Drill - you did the body shot, now do it again and go for the head.
*cuts notch into avocado toast*
@bootblackCub God bless them
@bootblackCub I *knew* my faith in GenZ was not misplaced.
@bootblackCub Facebook now is where Nokia was back in 2000
@bootblackCub and then they start bringing home half-dead industries and leaving them in the lounge
@bootblackCub Facebook is a good target to start killing. Just remember, don't stop. Corporations are remorseless killers
@bootblackCub generation alpha is going to go back to landlines and letter writing and destroy the entire internet at this rate
@bootblackCub it will be for the best too
You know you're getting older when the generation accused of killing random stuff is not the one you belong to anymore
@bootblackCub The kids are alright.
@bootblackCub I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE....
@bootblackCub once they get their first taste of blood they start to live for the hunt
You kids can stay on my lawn all fukn day!!!
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