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*wipes a tear from eye*
their first industry kill.
they grow up so fast.

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@bootblackCub every parents dream is that their children will l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶ ̶b̶e̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶l̶i̶f̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶d̶ kill more industries than they did

@bootblackCub i just wish all these murders were more _effective_. facebook won't even stay dead for five minutes these days.

@brennen @bootblackCub Too many stakeholders, not enough stake holders.

Garlic might help too.

@bootblackCub I didn't realize until now, but if you go with the English English pronunciation, "Generation Z" sounds pretty badass.

@bootblackCub right, they killed it by feeding their images to instagram instead of facebook? Tell the Z generation that in the good old days we knew the Mozambique Drill - you did the body shot, now do it again and go for the head.

@mulander @bootblackCub lots of them have no idea that instagram belongs to facebook, most says that facebook messenger isn't part of facebook, that's sad ok google play desyour google home isn't set ushut up

@bootblackCub I'm so confused. Is this the generation that's also called Millenials, or are they finally moving on from using that to mean everyone younger than me all lumped together? And what happened to Y?

@eldang gen y was millenials original name.

Gen Z is the current batch of teenagers.

@bootblackCub oh, thank heavens! I was starting to think they were intent on making "Milennials" so broad that Milennials' children also counted.

@eldang @bootblackCub

It's already broad enough to include both people who just left high school and people who's children just entered, I'm not sure adding a couple years is going to make it any less reasonable to talk about them like they're a cohesive whole.

@bootblackCub I *knew* my faith in GenZ was not misplaced.

@bootblackCub and then they start bringing home half-dead industries and leaving them in the lounge

@bootblackCub Facebook is a good target to start killing. Just remember, don't stop. Corporations are remorseless killers

@bootblackCub generation alpha is going to go back to landlines and letter writing and destroy the entire internet at this rate

You know you're getting older when the generation accused of killing random stuff is not the one you belong to anymore

@bootblackCub once they get their first taste of blood they start to live for the hunt