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Some of you have really grown wise and kind from all the shit life has put you through and, frankly, it shows

And breath out...

Mother in law has finished her stay and we now have our very small, one bedroom flat back to just the two of us.

So today I found out DC's captain marvel(shazam) is actually fallen out of copyright.
So you could make a thor vs Shazam movie, so long as you treaded around the elements that are exclusive to the marvel and dc versions.

Amazon rainforest rant 

Or I could just do like Robin Rendle and say fuck it to AMP:

"Here’s my hot take on this: fuck the algorithm, fuck the impressions, and fuck the king. I would rather trade those benefits and burn my website to the ground than be under the boot and heel and of some giant, uncaring corporation."

@nolan AMP's rewriting of stuff to be hosted by Google specifically in a way that increases their surveillance, with *pressure* to do so in exchange for a boost in traffic that will absolutely go away anyway once they've forced the entire ecosystem to move over to it, is a sure sign of monopolistic behavior that Google deserves to get hit with an antitrust lawsuit for more than anything else I've seen so far.

this cat serenely sitting on piles of delicious garlic laid out to cure somehow also manages to exude "enthroned upon a mound of skulls" energy

Some were asking whether there is a Fediverse alternative to Facebook Events/Groups.

There is one on the way!

It's called Mobilizon, and it had a successful crowdfunding to cover development costs. The beta version is due out in October.

It will be free, open and federate with ActivityPub.

You can follow it on here:


The website is here:

You can follow and help development here:

#Alternatives #Mobilizon #DeleteFacebook

snark is a vile, addicting substance. it seems enticing, everybody does it, and it's fun in small quantities, but too much can really put you in a bad state of mind, and consistent use will destroy you as a person.

Ok, so hot take. The reason Sony got the confidence to end their deal with Disney is probably because of how acclaimed and successful into the spider verse was.

Ok, now Im really regretting that I never put anything up on AO3.

I could have started calling myself a Hugo award-winning writer.

Creepy fortune teller: "I'm afraid these cards indicate a great misfortune in your future"

ME: "not so fast!" *raises duel disk* "you triggered my trap card: mirror force!"

FT: "I'm sorry? I don't understand"

ME: "that clears the table of your reading. Next, I play pot of greed, which allows me to draw two more cards from the deck *lays out*

FT: "wha- that's not how this works. that's not how any of this works!"

ME: "and the new card is 'the world' upright, meaning I will receive a sense of completion and contentment in my current endeavors!"

FT: "what is going on?!?"

ME: "now I have defeated your evil fortune, so you are banished to the shadow realm"

FT: "please leave my shop"

Gym rant 

link to duel mosnters game 

good morning! i hope everyone is having a great time out there transcending the limitations of their physical forms today :sparkles_trans:

stung by a radioactive twink, i have become a superhero for a new age: Power Bottom

You know what? Considering the selection of magicky instances, and the bloated nature of one in particular...
Moonbeam.Dance is accepting requests for invites for any witchy, crafty, radical migrants.
Please DM me, and we'll talk. :_gems: :anqueerheart: :black_triangle: :blackcat:

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