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Hi! I'm Alana and I've been here for a bit.

Things I generally toot about:

- feels (gender and otherwise, way too much, honestly)
- being a parent
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- software dev (java, python, et al)
- cuteness (kitties, borbs, anything really)
- shitpostery

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I suppose I should consider offering up some interests that aren't in my profile (1/?) Show more

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I suppose I should consider offering up some interests that aren't in my profile (2/?) Show more

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self-promo-ish Show more

mike oldfield - return to ommadawn Show more

LB It's weird that I know one of the bench ladies from Forrest Gump.

mike oldfield - return to ommadawn Show more

Oh wow spoke too soon. Here comes the weird backwards-vocals ripoff of the original Ommadawn drummy thing.

Mike Oldfield released an album last year called "Return to Ommadawn" and it's in the full-LP-side two-part format.

I'm ten minutes in and it doesn't seem as Ommadawn-but-not-really the way Tubular Bells II was Tubular-Bells-but-not-really.

I'm still kind of waiting for something really spectacular to happen, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=30tdWDHbSA

Gillian Anderson back stage for All About Eve is bisexual culture

So in 2007 I was in the bleachers at Wrigley, keeping score with a Cubs pencil and sitting behind these awful drunk middle-aged bros, one of whom kept "accidentally" leaning into my knees. By the 7th inning I'd had it and stuck my very sharp pencil between my knees. When he leaned back and took a pencil to the shoulder, he looked back at me and said, "OWWW," and I said, "you've been leaning on me the whole fuckin game man, shut your mouth, turn around, and learn some fuckin manners"

remember kids: "ufo" doesn't mean "alien spacecraft", it just means "unidentified flying object". anything in the sky can be a ufo if youre bad enough at identifying things

each toot is an opportunity to transport the audience and bring them along on an incredibly disappointing journey

bills Show more

tfw u click the "sort ascending" button in the header

bills Show more

what if the pope keeps jesus under his big pope hat. . . like jesus is just all crouched down and curled up so he fits

Now that’s what I call a 🅱️it

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