I'm just saying that if we replaced handshakes with mutual headpats, utopia would be instantly achieved.
@V instead of "nice to meet you," we'll say "it'll be okay."
@V you're like a wise sage
@V But then how would we know who's the slave, and who's the master? Interested parties want to know! #DontKnowWhereImGoingWithThis
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