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Today is one of those sorts of days you store in your mind to remember when you're feeling bad, to brighten your whole day yet again.
Everything has just been so cute and perfect.

callout to Blank Banshee for making the music that i have studied to for the last eight years.
nothing else does it, my brain needs that very specific loud crunchy vaporwave blasting to retain facts.

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Lynx is a robotics expert obsessed with cats who in season 7 of Fortnite, made herself a climate controlled electronic combat "catsuit" to fight on the snowy hills of the island. She has a picture of Meowscles in her study.

Meowscles is a cat furry. Like, a real anthropomorphic cat. The first time we see him, and all subsequent times that he's in his default skin, he has a ♥️LYNX♥️ tattoo on his bicep.

Kit is a tiny kitten, who rides a human-sized mechanized suit into battle to make up for his size - much like how Lynx made up for her relatively weak human body via a futuristic suit. He's protected in the game by a legion of similar robots. In his description, we see "Proudly following in his father's pawprints."

It's canon as anything - Lynx had a baby with a large buff cat man.

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"Were you allowed to watch *anything* that wasn't american military/great man theory capitalist propaganda?"
no not really

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i think my favorite thing about being old will be hopelessly trying to explain to my grandchildren why 99% of all media made during my youth is about "super heroes"

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birdsite, trans, wholesome 

“So, as a trans woman I’ve gotten a lot of strange comments over the years about my body and appearance.

“And one that always sticks out to me is: ‘You know, wearing a dress doesn’t make you a woman.'”

So, she posted this video. ^_^;

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Walking around with a red spray can, grading graffiti tag grammar.

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Hat Kid from A Hat in Time would make for some fine Smash Ultimate DLC.

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Good morning. Gray outside, but I saw a goldfinch (very briefly) in the garden while I was having breakfast. And today’s card is the Nine of Pentacles - a good day to enjoy the comforts you’ve made for yourself.

board gamesss 

aw frick yeah, my copy of Bristol 1350 is officially in the mail
I'm so excited to try it out, it's a really clever premise and it's the only time I've ever seen a social deduction board game with a solo mode.

the premise: you're all on carts heading out of town because Ye Plague is rampant there and you don't wanna be infected. But secretly, some of you *are* infected, but wanna leave anyway because you don't wanna spend your last days crammed in a grimy hellscape. So, you take turns checking each other for symptoms and hopping from cart to cart trying to escape on one that's 100% clean.
in solo, the automated players still have symptom cards and move around and such, so all that's lost is the social element - it's still a game of logical deduction.

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capitalists are all "if we didn't kill people who don't work, nobody would work!"

and meanwhile everyone who's financially stable but can't work due to covid is literally Fucking Losing It and forgetting what day it is or what the sun looks like, because it turns out the human brain kinda Needs the stimulation of completing meaningful tasks and will always rather do them than not in the long term

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JKR: *releases book series about a school where a quarter of the student body are neo-nazis and they all hang out together in their own private common room and that's probably fine and should stay that way because neo-nazis aren't really thaaat bad, i mean, maybe you, the fan, could even be in Nazi House, take our quiZ!*

Fanbase: i can't believe she turned out to be a bad person

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you: asphalt
me, an intellectual: The Phalt In Our Ass™, by John Green

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I decided to put up my #tokipona tool, ilo. It allows you to input Toki Pona, and it provides the definitions for each word, to help you translate the sentence.

Live version:

Project page:


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anthro bird girlfriend who can't help excitedly tweeting every morning when the sun comes up

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the american dream is nonexistent
the american dream is for sale
the american dream is a hallucinogen
the american dream is stale
the american dream is a phony friend
the american dream is your enemy
the american dream created a disease in order to sell you a violent remedy


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