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Today is one of those sorts of days you store in your mind to remember when you're feeling bad, to brighten your whole day yet again.
Everything has just been so cute and perfect.

I wonder what would happen if every consumer in the world simultaneously decided that they were gonna shoplift from chains every time they visit from now on.
Would capitalist scum actually be able to stop us all?
probably, but they'd have to do a lot of fucked up shit

imagine being lucky enough for the video game you made to be one of the arbitrary ones that people start theorizing about on YouTube and then you become a millionaire

if i die please back up my Mastodon account, it is my only important mark on the world

Sometimes I think about making a Medium account but then I realize I'd just post the same sort of stuff I post here, probably the same length as a 3 part post or something, so i should really just make more three part posts instead

some days i cum hard but nothing comes out, some days i cum and i soak the bedsheets through, with seemingly no rhyme or reason to which happens when
having a vagina is complicated and enigmatic

surprisingly not one of my fetishes

When your dudebro friend wants to support your transition.

If Fortnite releases a female skin equivalent to Midas, she'll instantly be my new main. I live for the "kicking ass in a business suit" aesthetic, and I wanna turn items to gold. Like, a lot. I just don't wanna play as a dude :/

Me, a rape victim, stumbling into the booth to vote for one rapist so that a different rapist doesn't get us all killed in WW3: ahahaaha democracy lol, gimme dat sticker boi