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Today is one of those sorts of days you store in your mind to remember when you're feeling bad, to brighten your whole day yet again.
Everything has just been so cute and perfect.

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the sexiest form of arson is when women do it

NSFW Egyptian mythology shitpost 

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@V Of course, Thoth being the god of knowledge, if you had questions, you could always ask "Θώθ, what's this?"

all hail thoth

actually pretty happy with this but now i have Thoth to contend with

Update: Now it's just the name of the Egyptian god Thoth in the Koinē Greek alphabet.

hm, actually if i make it a capital w so it's "OWo", and make the whiskers higher to be more quotelike and give it more varied interpretation, it goes from just some letters to actually almost looking streetworthy
i'm gonna keep fiddling with this

playin with the concept of quotes round people's tags, and using them as whiskers
for someone with absolutely shit penmanship i'm slightly proud

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a graffiti tag that's just a stylized "owo"

selfie ec, fully nude, nsfw, boost+ 

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my useless gay ass posting selfies that i then immediately decide i hate

i really don't mean to invalidate the careers of people who play video games for a living but also what the fuck

get everybody and the stuff together
okay, 3, 2, 1,

wow amazon released talking into a ring on your finger because it's a futuristic concept but the technology won't actually be consumer-ready for another decade, and for that decade we'll all have to watch our techbro friends yell at their hands and monologue about how groundbreaking this is
how incredibly on-brand for amazon, fantastic play

me when i have to be in a car and i constantly screech at the driver that they're clearly about to crash because ive never driven a car before and i have extreme anxiety

grs shitpost 

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