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Today is one of those sorts of days you store in your mind to remember when you're feeling bad, to brighten your whole day yet again.
Everything has just been so cute and perfect.

y'know for a joke(ish) album, this track is actually excellent
youtube.com/watch?v=OfxOd03PIw

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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck

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Miniaturized Foxes in a Bottle.

Consumable. You may cast the Conjure Animals spell to summon a skulk of foxes.

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!! me and my gf are gonna get the same last name !!
not marriage, just two legal last name changes to the same thing
Very exciting
Time to confuse everyone forever

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people who say "the left doesn't want you to own anything" don't understand the difference between private and personal property. abolishing private property doesn't mean people won't own the home they live in... nobody's gonna be able to just come in and take your fridge...

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"abolish private property" is for corporations who own land for industry. it's for rich people who have too many homes. it's not "legalize stealing my neighbor's xbox"

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madoka meguca au where it's about madoka's mom being a magical girl instead

come watch Made In Abyss, we have
Trauma Bunny
Megaman
Bear Grylls if he were a 12 year old girl

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this shit is painfully heteronormative, jesus christ just talk to your spouse im begging you

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today's service was another one about relationships with such quotes as "the things you loved when you were dating you will hate when you're married"

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o no, my nemesis is a lesbian peanut butter cup

food 

Sitting outside a Wendy's wolfing down some mediocre eggs before work starts. The side of the bag says "your breakfast could have been free". I agree, Wendy's, this would be a nicer situation if it were under socialism, but you don't have to rub it in .

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honestly, the main reason we compared fediverse instances to web forums/BBSes is because you don't join a web forum because you want to be on phpBB

you join a web forum because you want to join a community that you have friends on, or a community associated with something or someone you like

we spent a /lot/ of the mid-oughts on phpBB forums, and if there was ever a flagship phpBB forum, we never heard of it

why would we have? we wanted to talk about our webcomics

- Packbat 🎒

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Warframe 

Bluhhhh, You know you need to rework a weapon when the majority of players are begging you for you to remove the special cool part that makes the weapon unique because it's ruining everything.

I'm currently running the Tenet Diplos, which are amazing guns! Great aesthetic design, great satisfying bullet-hoses. But they also have a lock-on feature where if you're aiming down sights, it'll lock on to enemies and shoot them with two homing bullets, then break the lock.
On an automatic weapon, where two bullets is nothing.
Wtf
I want to be able to AIM down my fucking sights without my guns being rendered useless. Having to shoot from the hip to avoid locking on lowers accuracy, so the ideal state of these guns can't be accessed.

And they already have a unique feature. They reload while you're not using them. I'd take that. One feature is enough when the second is shit.

Either make it so locking on allows you to empty the whole clip into the target, or remove the lock-on. Or hide it behind alternate fire. Don't put it in the way of being able to use the guns. This is mentioned in absolutely every post about these guns and as somebody who also owns them, I fully agree.

The thing is, these were released in the most recent update, so chances are they will get fixed at some point. Or at least altered to be slightly less inconvenient. But because the New War update is taking up all of digital extremes time, i probably won't get to experience these properly for like a year.

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