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I've been going to the gym four times a week instead of my past usual three and my legs ache all over. This better give me a big ass

If you're visiting Portugal and want to know whether someone is a local or not just by looking at them, just remember Portuguese people still wear jackets when it's 20 degrees in the shade and sunny

It's nice and sunny so I fucked off from work hours early

I'm (maybe regretfully) alive in case you're all wondering!

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i havent seen into the spiderverse and i probs never will but they made doctor octopus a lady and shes rlly hot and gay

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Gender reveal parties but instead you're announcing your offspring's future fursona.

"Congrats! Our baby is gonna be a fox skunk hybrid!"

Nothing like listening to a dark ambient song called The Wreck of Hope to make my evening even more relaxing

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Millennial: “Goodday shopkeep! One cast iron pan that will last me the formuloli or I will kill you...

Sunless Skies... it's quite good

That is all

We Want War is very very good, though, so can you blame me? youtu.be/mJ7YmtWM5gE

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