so my orchid is growing a second flower spike,,

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if cats did not exist it would be necessary to invent them

selfies, eye contact 

i’d be really curious if they have some tie to the university i studied at.

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ok that same mutual posted a photo one of my ex-professors took?? this is most likely a coincidence though.

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selfies, eye contact 

selfie, eye contact 

i am extremely going to drink some water!!!

food adjacent 

my water bottle is always empty. why is my water bottle always empty. someone needs to invent an automatically refilling water bottle.

face shields are useless (CoV) 

if i had a cat, i'd introduce it as "this my cat Karl, Karl Marx" because i'd call my cat Karl Marx if i had a cat

if I had a cat I would probably call it shitwizard or something. you know

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audio snobbery, very positive this time 

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