Hey pals I'm selling my wares over on ko-fi if you want to grab yourself a pair of cute but flawed polymer clay earrings! ko-fi.com/heyhayley/shop

I have a tab constantly open on my phone for a 1kg pick n mix and I still haven't bought it

I start a temp job on Monday and I actually have to go out into the world. I haven't been on a tram in 13 months.

Just found out the Welcome to Chilli's vine guy has died and I'm going into a mourning period.

Love the period between April and September where I wake up at 6am because my blinds don't actually block light

I called the GP and found out that whoever took my call a couple of weeks ago didn't actually book my fucking appointment. I'm furious. The only upside is I've now got it on Friday instead of in another 2 weeks.

I've been waiting for the GP to call since 9am πŸ™ƒ

Selling my slightly flawed handmade earrings for cheap over on Instagram! Please take a look if you fancy it instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2h0Oj

Guinea Pig stuff 

Vet called to tell me she was mistaken about them being able to do the surgery and that they don't feel comfortable doing it πŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒπŸ™ƒ

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Dead royals 

Caused someone to flounce a fb group by telling them Phil was a big ol racist

Guinea Pig stuff 

Had to take one of my pigs to the vet again this morning. Almost definitely has ovarian cysts so booked her in for spaying on Monday. Anyway, im fucking wiped out now. Might nap before therapy this afternoon.

Mr Blobby 

I had to draw what Mr Blobby would look like if he was in Midsommar and I'm not even sorry


OKcupid is so bad now they've changed how messaging works. I don't get crap off random men to make fun of anymore!! They've ruined my entertainment!!

Selfie, ec 

Redid my hair this morning. Was going to shoot a YouTube video but my camera battery was dead so its happening tomorrow instead.

Couldn't get on here for 24 hours cos of privacy errors idk

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